Monday, January 30, 2012

key west - part three

you remember when andrew cunannon shot gianni versace in miami beach and all of florida's finest, including those in key west, were put on high alert.  tsnake and i were down at my house getting ready to go fishing just after that and one evening i went out to buy some liquor.  a little while later tsnake heard the door bell ring and, figuring i had forgotten my key, went out to let me in.  while i'd been gone we'd had a hell of a thunderstorm - one of those typical tropical maelstroms - and the trees were dripping.  when he opened the door he was greeted by the large and lethal muzzle of a glock .45.

on the other end of the automatic was an enormous and very nervous cop.

"hands up!"  [they already were.]  "turn around!"  "hey," said tom.  "point that thing somewhere else."

suddenly the cop's radio squawked.  he raised it to his ear, muttered something back, holstered his pistol and left.

when i returned some minutes later i was greeted by a still shaking - and very pale - tsnake.  all we could figure was that the storm had set off someone's alarm - not mine - and the cop had gone to the wrong address.  we both had a stiff drink.

it was, after all, key west.

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